19 May 2011

RETROKIMMER: LEAST FAVORITE RETRO TOYS



Probably going to hear from all the fans of the EZ Bake Oven but.... As far as I am concerned this toy was a whole bunch of work to produce a little flat cake that looked like a hockey puck.



Now how long would a kind be entertained by this dog??



Now the Ouija was completely lame to me. This toy scared little kids half to death. I flipped my board over and stuck stickers on it. So much for contacting dead uncle Charlie...



I really hated this toy... Now little Kimmer was never going to stand and pretend to cook... I still don't cook.. Talk about gender typing. Oh yeah and I used my toy ironing board as a sled. It went really fast down hill on snow!


Hands down a dumb game. We'd play one game then get in a fist fight with the other kids who hit me instead of the colored hands.. (just kidding)



Chatty Cathy? That annoying voice! They should can that voice and play it to elicit confessions out of captured terrorists! I took my doll to the basement and my brother and I gave poor Cathy neurosurgery to find out what made her talk.. I was a big old fashioned spool of metal tape.



This toy could do 2 things... swing back and forth in your hands and climb down stairs...zzzzzzz


Couldn't draw anything on the confounded box..

Will pick some more later... XXOK

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